Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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