Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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