I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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