she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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