I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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