it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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