i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
whose parrot is this?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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