Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do you still have your period?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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