what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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