You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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