Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We are two peas in an std pod
No I am not eating basil off your cock
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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