It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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