Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.