I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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