normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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