Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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