so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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