Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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