Come see our sink grown plant.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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