I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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