Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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