Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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