her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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