You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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