Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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