plz talk dirty to me
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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