How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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