i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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