All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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