all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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