question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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