She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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