I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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