she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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