just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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