i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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