By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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