Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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