Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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