Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Randomize