It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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