How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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