I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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