He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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