Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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