She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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