I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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