I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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