then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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