careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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