I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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