thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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