That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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