3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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